Friday, March 28, 2008


  1. Can you say "my country right or wrong" no matter what? Yes No

  2. Are you more or less intolerant than you think you are? More Less

  3. How much do you hate sharing your stuff? A lot Very much

  4. Do you whine about taxes every: 15 seconds 30 seconds 2 minutes

  5. Check number of stocks owned: 10 or more 20 or more Lost count

  6. How many people would you enjoy putting in prison? 5 20 more than 20

  7. Who do you hate most? Blacks Communists Gays Liberals Libertarians Democrats

  8. Hours a day spent hating above choice? 8 hrs 12 hrs 24 hrs

  9. Would you kill anyone speaking ill of your mother? Yes No

  10. Are you an Aggie? (If not sure check Yes) Yes No

  11. What upsets you more? Nuclear-warfare Genocide Affirmative Action?

  12. Check machinery you can operate: Electronic vote machine, Pickup truck, can opener

  13. What organizations are you a member of? VFW, KKK, NRA, CFR, TC, Bilderburger

  14. What sports do you participate in? Stock Market, Commodities Market, FOREX

  15. Put these words in the correct order. God Race Country Family

  16. Can you quote Readers Digest without feeling like an idiot? Yes No

  17. Hours a day do you listen to Rush Limbaugh? 1 hr 2 hrs 3 hrs

  18. Does this questionnaire piss you off? Yes No

Circle each answer and send a copy to:
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Washington, D.C. 20003
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