Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Paris Fights Back with Eloquence

Ok... Okay... OKAY! ... I know, I know..who would have thunk it. She really can make a point with her mouth using only WORDS!

After years of being the butt of infinite jokes and ridicule she shows that she at the very least can read a cue card or memorize lines that actually say something worth considering.

Cheesus Crispus! If Paris can do this, who is next? A coherent Brittany? An unloaded Lohan?

Gadzooks! Zounds! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST! The Liberlosertarian Party needs her to help sell Boob Barr-abbus as their candida-date. Now that Would Be Hot!

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die