After years of being the butt of infinite jokes and ridicule she shows that she at the very least can read a cue card or memorize lines that actually say something worth considering.
Cheesus Crispus! If Paris can do this, who is next? A coherent Brittany? An unloaded Lohan?
Gadzooks! Zounds! GREAT CEASAR'S GHOST! The Liberlosertarian Party needs her to help sell Boob Barr-abbus as their candida-date. Now that Would Be Hot!