Thursday, January 22, 2009

Here is your change!

FROM THE OFFICE OF PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA

January 20, 2009

Dear Comrade #567-01-7094

I promised change in the recent Presidential campaign. In order to prove that I am a man of my word, I have enclosed yours. Spread the wealth!

Sincerely,

Barack Obama [Penny glued to letter]

President Barack Obama

P.S. - To retain your citizenship status, fill out and return this required 44 page survey along with a redacted copy of your Hawaii certification of live birth and all of your firearms and ammunition within two days. Peace out!


PROFILE - DO NOT PRINT: PEASANT #567-01-7094 * GUN OWNER: YES * IQ THRESHOLD: EXTREMELY LOW