• Destroy crime scene evidence of the mass murder of 3,000 people and tell a multitude of lies about some cave dwelling patsies and the people will flock to you for protection, cheering you on as you strut about the Nuremberg podium at the WTC.
  • Tell 1,000 lies or more to scare Americans into invading a country that was NO harm to the USA and had NOTHING to do with 9/11 and your reward is a cushy retirement, with the best medical care in the world, living in a multimillion dollar home you bought with "campaign" donations, get protected 24/7 by SS agents and stand to make around 20 million for speaking fees.
  • Spy on the USA, handing over business and military secrets to our "friend" and get rewarded by getting elevated to chair a House committee on Homeland Security and in the process of serving Israel, reap in a fortune worth around 500 million.
  • Torture some poor bastard to death and make snuff movies about it so you can watch them in the privacy of your room later on and beat off to the sounds of the man's death rattle... and get promoted.
  • Illegally spy on Americans, eviscerating the Bill of Rights, then brag about it to your DOJ head and have a good laugh.
  • Loot Wall Street pension funds and 401K retirement accounts for trillions and your "punishment" is to get rewarded several trillion more from your buds in the Treasury department.
  • Butcher thousands of Lebanese and Palestinians and not only see an increase of weaponry delivered to support the next blood soaked invasion, but have US Senators and Reps fighting one another to see who can get to the microphone first to profess their loyalty and undying love of all things Apartheid.
  • But goddamn it, if we catch you smoking pot, we'll arrest your ass so fast your head will spin.
  • Since 2000, how many Americans have been arrested for marijuana possession?
FIVE MILLION!!!
  • Since 2001, how many of the politicians that lied the US into an illegal and immoral war against Iraq and have helped loot Wall Street have been arrested and tried for their crimes?
ZERO, not counting "Scooter" LIbby, who had his sentence for perjury commuted.