Saturday, May 16, 2009

Free Lunch Project

Thanks to Bill St. Clair for the "heads up" on this one and YES (you witless sheeple,) the Free Lunch Project is a parody of the Free State Project. Their mascot is a raccoon, and they call themselves "bandits".

A New Strategy for Liberty

Are you frustrated at the loss of a free-ride and sense of entitlement in America, while the growth of government involvement and distribution of wealth stalls? Do you want to live in communities where your right to three meals a day and universal healthcare are respected? Do you want others to fund welfare by forcing them to redistribute, by force if necessary, the earnings they have worked hard for? Are you looking for freedom without responsibility?

If you answered "yes" to these questions, then the Free Lunch Project has a solution for you.

What the Free Lunch Project is... The Free Lunch Project is an effort to recruit 20,000 dependence-loving people to move to Massachusetts or perhaps California, Venezuela, Illinois or Wisconsin. We are looking for progressive reformers, communitarian activists, and folks from all walks of life, of all ages, creeds, and colors who agree to the political philosophy expressed in our Statement of Intent, that government exists to provide jobs, and should punish those who interfere with the redistribution of wealth.

Shhhhhhh! Secret encoded message follows

Loonies remember if you don't want B&C the Harsh Mistress says TANSTAAFL!